dutchster:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

I’m tired as shit and I was too lazy to put on any makeup today

woooo….*falls asleep*

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

kinks182:

some girls get so offended by boobs i don’t understand like do u close your eyes when you shower

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

ofnightmaresandreality:

paw-feeties:

xamikaboox:

did-you-kno:

Source

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I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY COKE

eRIDAN NO

iwishihadafather:

Frequently asked questions

automatically:

when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk

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queenconsuelabananahammock:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

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THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT

chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end

(Source: theclearlydope)

borichas:

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brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Fall Out Boy vs The Giant-Ass Spider X

(Source: alternativemusicrocks)